It’s time to ask the big question: If you broke both your arms and there was a spider on your shoulder, would your co-workers flick it off? WOULD THEY? If they can’t even — can’t even can just a little — then maybe it’s time you start looking for a new job.

Thankfully, there’s a bazillion (rough estimate, may be closer to 12) new jobs on our jobs board. So when you’re ready to LITERALLY CAN, check them out. Here’s a sampling: